"Bigfoot operates interdimensional portals and hitches rides on Flying Saucers so that he can come to Earth and eat out of our dumpsters and trash cans." What do we make of this seeming contradiction? - Steven Streufert asks...
If these things are better than human beings and can cloak, use telepathy to communicate (in English, no less), transform into balls of energy, zap you into a state of total fear, and are your forest friends... why are there so many reports of them eating out of trash cans? Scavenging? Is it a hobby? Are they looking to help the environment by recycling? Animals scavenge. Klingons cloak. If Bigfoot is real, it's not a Klingon because Klingons aren't real. It's an animal. Plain an simple.
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