Monday, March 21, 2016

Bigfoot Observer's Field Manual (An Excerpt)


The following is considered step 9 in this practical and easy-to-follow step-by-step guide to your very own face-to-face encounter with a legend...

Following your Perfect Encounter, you may expect  that: 
 
• You will feel euphoria followed by utter exhaustion.
• Showers will last until the hot water runs out.
• You will have the urge to tell everything to everyone you meet.
• You will have counter-urges to keep it all secret.
• You will relive your encounter in dreams with varying endings.
• You will have a new respect for life in all its forms.
• You will become acutely aware of our insensitivity to animal life.
• Your trust in popular views of history and science will be tested.
• You will feel that if you don't rush back to that special campsite you will lose your new Giant friends forever.
• Some Fundamentalist sects may attack you for preaching evolutionism as opposed to their version of creationism.
• Your boss may not appreciate employing someone who claims to have seen a Bigfoot.
• You may lose your job or a promotion.
• Academia will publicly shun you while proving supportive behind closed doors.
• TV newscasters are seldom fair or sympathetic. I've been known to challenge them to put a pack on their backs and spend a few months with me out in the woods so they can earn the right to criticize.
• The written news media can be worse. In the dozens of articles I have had written about my work, less than a handful were accurate.

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