Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Bigfoot has a Small Penis!

We just might finally know why Bigfoot is always hiding: He's embarrassed.You figure an ape-man with famously big feet would be well endowed in other areas. But the Huffington Post sat down with Bigfoot-hunting primatologist, Natalia Reagan, on the HuffPost Weird News Podcast, and she has a theory why Bigfoot might be a big disappointment with the ladies.

Reagan, who was featured on Spike's "10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty," says Bigfoot might be big and scary, like a gorilla, but gorillas also have a small penis -- less than 2.5 inches.

Audio after the jump!

According to the Huffington Post article, pound for pound, humans have bigger penises than other primates. Some believe that's because humans walk on two legs, and at some point in the evolutionary adventure, genital size became an attractive quality in a mate.

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